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stef laramée is a 25 year old man originating from nowhere right in the middle of quebec, but now lives in a village called gingham in rural central ontario. he lives on a residential road in an old biker dude's basement that he rents out.

stef is someone who can only be described as an airhead. he seems to have nothing but a few marbles rattling around in his head considering the fact that he never really says anything of much importance. people only either love him or cant stand him - he's very intense. he speaks very loudly and his energy can be overwhelming, and to say this as nicely as i possibly can, he really just is not that smart and its kind of obvious. he speaks without thinking beforehand and tends to be very critical, albeit unintentionally. he's really stubborn and forgets a lot of things, and to be entirely honest his anger really gets out of hand. but despite it all, he is incredibly outgoing and friendly and loves to talk to any and everyone - his cheerfulness is infectious and he lights up any room he's in. hes done a lot for only being 25 years old, and there are more people he considers to be a friend than he can even keep track of.
he's an incredibly passionate person. he is incapable of liking things "normally" and whenever he starts working on something, whether it be work related or music related, he wont do anything else until he's satisfied enough to let it be. he never stops talking about music (although it is very very easy to get him off track and going on about something completely different) and there isnt a single empty space on the walls of his apartment as every inch is covered in posters.

currently he works remotely as an english to french translator for the government. everyone who learns this information about him is surprised by the fact that he has a job like that. you'd expect someone like him to be working in a drive-thru or something of that sort. no, stef graduated from highschool a year early, received a ton of awards, moved ~700kms away to gatineau at 17 to go to university, and got himself a bachelor's degree in english.
he is incredibly intelligent in an academic sense. he is extremely good with finances. he rarely ever eats any processed food at all and is great at cooking. he’s very stong and never seems to get tired. he’s also a chainsmoker. the life stories he tells are so insane that they almost seem fake. everyone around knows who he is.
somehow, theres always something new and surprising to learn about him.

appearance

stef is a relatively big guy. his hair is dyed a sort of patchy artificial ginger colour, and its completely fried from many many bleachings and frequent straightenings. he basically coats it all with hairspray every day just to make it stick out more. its naturally a dark brown, but that colour hasnt been seen in almost a decade. he has a strong jaw with some stubble on the chin and an upturned nose, his eyes are pretty wide and his entire face (...and rest of his body) is completely covered in freckles. his left eyebrow and right side of his lip are pierced as well.
his skin is fairly tanned and it gets darker in the summer. he is fat, but not due to an unhealthy lifestyle as he works out most days and has quite a bit of muscle.
he has been on hormone replacement therapy for around 3 years and has reaped all the benefits, however he doesnt bind and he never will. he is very pleased with how he is and doesnt intend on getting any surgery ever.

in terms of his fashion sense, about 90% of the shirts he owns are band tees. he likes to wear pants that are way too big and then wear like 3 belts which none of them are actually tightened enough, so then if for whatever reason his shirt gets pulled up a bit you can see his boxers, which is not exactly intentional but he also doesnt do anything to fix it and its just all kind of ridiculous. every pair of shoes he owns is dc brand. hes usually wearing some bracelets and every piece of jewelery in his piercings is black.

his voice is masculine and very raspy. he speaks really loudly with a lot of exaggerated expression, which is a pretty stark contrast compared to germ and angie. his first language is french and he spoke nothing but french until highschool, but due to having a bachelors in english and doing translation for a living you wouldnt really be able to tell on a surface level aside from the fact that he cant make a "th" sound and some rather noticeable tone differences. he swears a lot ...!

trivia

• his birthday is september 21st
• he has 11 piercings ; eyebrow, lip, tongue, twice on each lobe, nipples, navel, and the last one is a secret but you can probably figure out where it is
• he is a vegetarian, borderline vegan but he really likes eggs
• he owns 7 electric guitars, his favourite to use is his 8 stringed guitar. he still has the first one he ever owned but its more for display now as its quite beat up
• he's been smoking since he was 14. he is very aware its an issue, yet has no intentions on making an effort towards stopping anytime soon
• his favourite colour is not orange! its purple
• he is obsessed with tangerines for some odd reason
• he is terrified of driving and will only every willingly get in a car is if angie is driving it (because she drives as a job). because of this he is basically stuck in gingham 24/7 unless he is able to convince angie to take him / go with him somewhere
• i base a lot of his design off of what im attracted to #funfact

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